I’m MALE!! My toon was female though…hot necro…but she’s GONE NOW!

This happened back in October 2007.

So. The weekend is up. Let me spill it…

Saturday - I played Guild Wars. That was pretty much fun, as usual. Went to my brothers and played GH3. That was fun. Stayed the night there. That was cold.

Sunday - I went to church. I really did. That was…different…but it was the same as I remember it. I even got the sermon on CD…may decide to post it. Don’t expect me to comment on it.

Then I spent the rest of Sunday getting harasseded by Kat for not posting about the bear!!! She hurteded my feewings. She calleded me names like ‘p***yhead’ and ‘b***face’. I was sad. Then she threatened me and said *snif* if I didn’t post the bear trade and boost her pop-u-lar-ity or something that she’d not be my friend anymore. *sobs*.. .. …. . *sigh* So I posted it: Kow gives Kat the bear Now she’s my bestest friend ever, I think.

Seriously, though, she’s never been posted in a blog before and now she’s been posted twice. I bet she’s twice as excited as Dmish was when I posted that picture of his devil cat(Dmish’s Kitty) I should really ask Dmish how that little guy is doing…

Speaking about Guild Wars, I really should just get someone else to build the SoQ site…I bet it’s going to take me until Guild Wars 2 comes out to find the motivation. Plus, I really want to work on Leyelei’s blog skin, which I have been working on but keep getting sidetracked from. Ugh. Motivation is in the toilet, along with my bananas and cream oatmeal.

Plans for this week:
Work, Guild Wars, Return Sopranos season 2 to Tim(RPGLAND), Get new shoes for work , Hang out with Leyelei (?), Hang out with my brother (?)

Awwwwwwwz

Kat is Kow’s special friend Kow is Kat’s special friend *yay*

…just not always available.

Bruce Dickinson - Road to Hell

Direct Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hP_L60wbtNM

Another video I don’t like to a song that I like a lot. Go figure.

Okay, before I get started on this little rant…this little expose, if you will, I want to tack onto this the concept that if there’s any ladies out there who read my blog and they don’t respond that you’re leaving a man in the dark about why so many women stink(stink as in “flaming sack of poo”, not as in “heart-breaker”…though I can make another rant about that too…). Do me a favor and post a response….it’ll make me feel better.

Today, on this wondrous Friday, for whatever reason, a lot of women have been in close proximity to smell. Before the jealousy sets in…by close proximity I mean “in elevators, at my desk, near me on the bus, on the escalator, etc”. I know you lady folk have a tendency to take your time and effort to make your appearance and scent most satisfying to both yourself and those around you. I must say that for some reason an awful lot of ‘your kind’ was smelling like a lot of things that bring no sort of positive male reaction in me. So, I will now list with descriptors the kinds of smells I was smelling and you can gauge for yourself what sort of intentions these women were thinking this morning when they dabbed, sprinkled, sprayed, and smeared this in the name of beauty.

Fresh Vegetables
I’m not expert in perfumes and creams but something tells me that smelling like fresh broccoli was not what you had in mind. Neither was squash. Yet for some reason unknown to me, I had two women walk by me that smelt like fresh vegetables. It was most disturbing as it left me feeling like I was walking in a supermarket. Also disturbing because I was stationary at the time and the feeling of walking through a grocery store displaces an awful lot when you’re motionless.

Rotten Vegetables
Okay…without getting into details…I’m thinking this lady was wearing whatever the other two ladies were but with an additional concession of body odor. I honestly think this was one of those rare women who carries their feminine issues on everyone else’s nostrils…happens, I’ve been told and experienced. I regret having used the escalator. If I had known this was going to happen I would have walked outside the extra 2 blocks. Next time maybe I will.

Hot glue
You know those plastic tubes you melt with the little gun to make arts-and-crafts and stuff? One mid-40s lady who probably has no idea what she smells like had this hot glue gun thing going on. I gotta tell ya…I like the smell of hot glue and gun. But I really don’t like that smell on a person. Not mixed with elevator air freshener especially.

Bug Dope
Woodland dwellers beware! La Femme Insectifuge is in a swamp near you! I’m not sure what to say about this other than to be really self-amusing and remark that Off is a turn-off…

Asphalt
This lady has self esteem issues. She must see herself as nothing more than filler in the cracks of people’s lives. What else would bring a woman to the point of smelling like road puddy?

Bacon
LOL…women shouldn’t smell like bacon. Not naturally and not daily. Ever.

Contaminated Pond Water
You know that industrial waste smell? Or walking through an alley that has a lot of people who piss in it? Yeah. That smell. Not the fresh, wild-filtered variety you smell during a late night stroll through a misty park several miles away from your pitched camp site.

Duct Tape
Honest. There was this woman on the bus on the way home that smelt like the stickiness that’s on a roll of duct tape. I saw no duct tape in the immediate area and I didn’t smell it until she came along…so it must have been her.

So there you have it. I’m not sure what to say now. I am dazed and confused from all the sensory input of the day.

So a lot happened today…

• Guild Wars + stick men(1 2 3)
• I have some sort of infection AND a bad blister on my left foot
• I’m right on track in the office
• I’m not on track with my kowblog site upgrade
• Or any other site hobbies
• I tried cutting my hair, screwed that up, tried to fix it, and wound up shaving it all off. Doh!
• Spilled some mustard on a shirt without realizing it and it appears to work like a bleaching agent
• Exercised! Yes!
• Am watching “Little Miss Sunshine”